Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Yet another "you were born in the '80s if..." list Via Alexis. So true, though. So, sadly, true.
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair" ...and can do the "Carlton"
4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own
6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: Hammer Pants
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales " (Woo ooh!)
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen...and still know the turtles names
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer classat school (dude, I STILL get super excited about Oregon Trail!)
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side
17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House)
18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it
19. L.A. Gear....need I say more
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. (She's truly outrageous)
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all theRamona books
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"
23. You wanted to be a Goonie
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us... head-to-toe)
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf
27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
38. You never got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement
42. You remember Popples
43. "Don't worry, be happy"
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks
45. You wore socks scrunched down
46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes.. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies
49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"
50. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little Pony Tales"
51. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB"
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell" the ORIGINAL class
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
56. You just sang those words to yourself
57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird
58. homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better)
59. You remember when mullets were cool!
60. You had a mullet!
61. You still sing "We are the World"
62. You tight rolled your jeans
63. You owned a bannana clip
64. You remember "Where's the Beef?
65. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?"
66. You had big hair and you knew how to use it
67. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!!!

Monday, January 28, 2008

i have to be honest this news of my brother's new religion has come as a bit of a suprise. honestly he was the strongest catholic i ever new (shows how many people i knew that actually grasped their catholic religion). sooo do you have to shave your head? are you going to shave your head? if you do send me a photo because your big bald head would look hilarious! thats all i said when i first heard of it.

i support him all the way the open minded religion is something that has always been of interest to me ever since george harrisons song "my sweet lord" ...well i think that is what it is a called. it's true i am not lying (i loved the beatles and i fucking love that song (sorry is swearing bad? haha))

As you sit there and speak to me, so sad, so fully of anger, i remember the last time i saw you. This is what I want to say, but the words won't come out. I sit here screaming it in my head but i am still afraid to tell you. I rang you on the morning you were leaving, I want to tell you, but it would seem that you were in such a rush you had already left. Joseph answered the phone and the first thing he did was tell me how horrible Harry had been to you. Everybody is aware that he didin't play fair well everbody except Harry.I spoke to your Mum on the day you left she was so upset that you had gone and the holiday wasn't what it should have been. Also Harry had performed in his usual nasty way at the airport.I spoke to her a week later and she seemed happier and said that he wasn't behaving too badly.We are planning a babes day out much to Harry's horror I refuse to have anything to do with the man.

And now you sit here, broken over the loss. And i can't even have the guts to say what i wanted to say. I hated him too. I did.